A local arson suspect was sighted by Beaver Bowls employee Santiago this weekend outside the premises of the Peacock, Shortly before being arrested by local police on charges including reckless burning, second-degree disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal mischief.(Source: Democratic Herald) She is also suspected of  a number of other charges including minor shenanigans.

“She told me i look like Jesus …I have the same Aura,” Santiago told reporters. The Suspected arsonist approached Santiago and ask for a cigarette, which as an honest, noble Beaver Bowls team member, Santi was willing to provide. She was a little too quick to light it, however and so Santiago became suspicious.

After smoking and trading life stories with Santiago, he asked the woman, as was his civic duty, if she had tried the fudge. After he offered her a piece, however, she wandered off toward the skate park area, where she was picked up by authorities within the next few days for setting multiple fires.

Have you tried the fudge yet?

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